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The Academic Industrial Complex

March 24th, 2012 · General Research

Right now: Work is renovating our curriculum. Fan shen is not the stated goal but you’d be crazy to miss the chance to scorch earth and build a new church you’d be proud of in 2016, when the first graduates come plopping out the other side. Years of frustration are bubbling up along with the usual academic flights of fantasy. Kind of like pink champagne.

How sausages are made.

The stated goal (put simply) is that students choose a more flexible structure in their degree. They choose a kind of ‘spine’, for example sound production or mathematics, then they add modular tracks that create a good collaboration. So for example Built Environment and Game Design, or Video Production and Performance, or what ever becomes useful in the years ahead. Then sprinkle Electives on top. The idea is good, but mind numbingly difficult.

Figuring out what to do with Audio is a good example. You might want to make Audio a spine to which other courses are connected. But a bit of analysis (pushing pieces of paper around in circles) makes it clear that a wide range of artforms can benefit from sound design. You’d thus place it as a secondary track. But then you have people who just want to create sound work. It has to be both a primary and a secondary track… and also an elective for people who just need basic skills in sound production – hell, put it in EVERY possible configuration. Now you have to make versions of every course for the level of specificity and your attempt to simplify everything ends up making it more complicated.

Or my area – video production. Let’s say I place their first documentary production at the start of year two. That means that they haven’t had a photography course yet, so either I move it along a bit so that photography gets them first, or I bring photography into the course as ‘cinematography’, which then duplicates some of the photography course. If I move it along, then Audio has to move along, because they’ll need to be composing later and … So maybe then I could require a photography course in year one. But year one is earmarked for conceptual learning and one of the things we want to do is have the students actually build concepts before whining about how-big-is-my-camera. And my conviction is that in 2012 anyone that needs to write an essay also needs basic camera skills – so Electives.

It’s like doing multiple jigsaw puzzle at once, where the pieces move on all of them. Which leads to…

I keep reading about how the university system is doomed. Usually the author goes on to tout some kind of ‘online revolution’. That’s a nonsense. People are still squabbling about how to provide a single course online. They are nowhere near figuring out how the hell to guide people through an entire programme of courses. Not. even. started. Go and have a look at Open University or iTunesU courses – they’re all isolated bits and pieces – hobbies and enthusiasms. Popular Mechanics. The word ‘university’ encapsulates that which online libraries cannot achieve.

It’s a good thing that we’re not relying on online teaching because it’s a toxic dump. Any time a paradigm is danger of forming you can bet on some structural weakness causing an embarrassing collapse, finger pointing & excuses. Since I’ve been at Kunst Kamp we’ve had three Learning Management Systems come and go, wasting effort and breeding more Luddites. Last time the Death Star shelled out maximum dollar trying to force some stability – but overspending has not stopped the latest tower from visibly leaning. I’ve backed down from such ideas until a system lasts more than 2 years running.

The leaning tower of Learning Management

BUT: I must admit that having delivered the same lectures 7 or 8 times over the last few years, I’m ready for some other way to deliver the goods. The temptation is to change things to keep yourself from being bored, but the students are still arriving at the ideas for the first time every semester, and the Lumière Brothers still created the Cinematographe whether or not I’m over it.

I need textbooks, electronic documents, with movies and quizzes and all that. Must be the hot spot because that’s where a battle is raging: on the left are Adobe with their InDesign/Folio system, to the right Apple with iBook Author, in the middle are muddles of middleware for Moodle.

That iBooks are poison for information should be clear to anyone (even that utterly predictable shill John Gruber momentarily denounced the idea before his leash was yanked). There is NO WAY I am ever going to make a document that can only be seen on a ‘book’ sold by one publisher. People that defend this because ‘Apple doesn’t owe anything to publishing in general’ should try to remember THE ENTIRE DAMN POINT OF A TEXTBOOK. Jesus, people it’s not football.

That leaves Adobe by default. There’s been an awful lot of leaving Adobe by default recently.

I’ve peeked at InDesign and the folio format. Maybe. I think Acrobat is probably a better idea, even if it’s not designed for Pads it will run on most things and even on paper. The ambition for the coming years is to start making teaching aids that will do the lectures for me – adds work at the front, takes it away at the back. Means that I can segue from running ten tutorials a week to running a script on Mondays. And if indeed universities are going to crumble, well I’ll be on the life raft won’t I?

All aboard the information super barge

Pip pip!

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[H.H] Some more tests. Also some ranting just in case.

March 16th, 2012 · The name is now H.H.

Two more tests of HH functionality. They are delayed because I had them working in Unity 3.4. and then it all went crazy in 3.5. That’s to be expected and I’ll not be upgrading Unity until after release. These files are not well optimised and are reasonably large.

This is a grid sequencer. It plays little melodies.

This is a test of a piano keyboard. All that is going on here is me calculating the right playback speed for each piano key. It works, but not much to it.

Pretty soon I am going to take the plunge and pay the full license. That means the full FMOD audio library. It also means Unity will go bankrupt because every company goes bankrupt whenever I pay for their 3D software.

–snip–

6 Reasons not to buy a new iPad (with no apologies to TIME).

1. Just spent over 400 bucks on reading glasses. That includes a woman photographing the inside of my eyes. Why do I want to buy something that makes everything smaller so I have to go get more glasses to see what I could see well enough before? That sounds like a conspiracy to keep photographing in through my eyes.



1a. Apple obviously in conspiracy with glasses industry.

2. There is no advantage when playing Dumbass Bubble Popper which is 80 percent of why anyone has an ipad by my own survey or any computer at all. Anyone who is not playing Dumbass Bubble Popper (why?) is browsing the webspace for Twits and FaceBooks. Having a fancier screen doesn’t make your FaceBooks any less embarrassing to read.


3. You can put a bigger camera in it but I still am not going to hold up a stupid big slab of glass when I want to take a photograph. No one with any brains is going to do that. “Hey everybody smile for my dinner tray”. And no, I am not going to edit video on it any more than I would try cut bread with a banana. Making the screen elements smaller while leaving the control resolution the same size? Idiotic. If you want to actually be productive, use a Wacom, not your fingers.

4. YOU TUBE on old ipad.

YOU TUBE on new ipad.

5.  Typing on any touch screen is shitful. Increase the screen resolution? Woo, it’s still shitful. When I meet with somebody using this thing for business I will find out who their competitors are, because I want somebody who is actually getting somewhere.

6. How often do I use this thing anyway? The best loved feature is queuing for it like bread in the USSR. Then it goes into the cupboard next to the Commodore 64 and the Furby. The only real upgrade for a toy computer is a real one, not a bigger one.

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Indonesia

March 12th, 2012 · Uncategorized

One of those Internet moments : I was looking up one thing (the novels of Alfred Bester) and somehow became immersed in the recent history of Indonesia. Australians have a hazy relationship with this nation; you’ll hear endlessly about Obama this and that, but Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono isn’t trembling on everyone’s lips, despite Indonesia being (a) next door (b) the fourth largest population in the damn world (c) the largest Muslim nation on earth (d) having a rockin’ language – which I’ll get back to in a moment.

When I was growing up I knew about Sukarno and Suharto because the latter was purging the former by organizing mass executions of communists. One bedtime story was that the Balinese leaders invited all the PKI to dinner, (which they attended as it would be impolite to refuse) and killed them all for dessert. I vaguely remember when my old man wore his uniform again in the 60′s because apparently Sukarno was taking pot shots at QANTAS flights and the RAAF was thinking about heaving a few missiles back. It stopped when the Yanks made a deal that Australia join in the Vietnam war and told Indonesia to pull their heads in or get sent back to the stone age. We always had a lot of rice hoarded in the cupboards around that time. Not sure what was going to trigger our living off all that rice. Indonesian zombie invasion?

Hello Australian children, I am Rangda and you look delicious.

In ’71 I went to Indonesia as my first overseas trip, I was 9. As far as I was concerned Indonesia was filled with bug eyed things that had enormous teeth. In fact that was early days in Suharto’s ‘new order’ period. So long as he kept purging communists, the USA kept sending him aid and weapons and the corporations flooded in with work and bribes. Much like Russia post Glasnost, but without Boris Yeltsin as drunken dancing bear. In 1975 Indonesia annexed East Timor, bringing about a period 75-80 which probably inches up towards the Pol Pot Days in Cambodia. Australia did exactly jack shit, because 400,000 troops with American made weapons are hard to argue with. My family stopped visiting for a while.

Nowadays if you’re making TV commercials it’s in the ‘big smoke’ up north. I really should lecture in Bahasa.

So – the language. Bahasa Indonesia is a relative of Bahasa Malay, with a fair bit of Dutch shoved into it (because a fair bit of Dutch was shoved into Indonesia at gun point). Over 200 million people can speak it, although more than 75 million people prefer Bahasa Jawa or Javanese. When they do speak Bahasa Indonesia they tend to mangle it into local dialects that the government tries hopelessly to weed out. One reason Australians are more likely to learn Mandarin is that the Chinese government has enforced it – learning Bahasa is a bit fake, like Esperanto. No idea why people keep learning French.

But Bahasa is the closest thing to Orwell’s NewSpeak or Burgess’ Nadsat I’ve found in reality. The history of the country is filled with  imposing portmanteau terms. Sukarno ruled by manifesto politik or Manipol. His synthesis of nasionalisme, agama (religion) and komunisme was Nasakom, which eventually came unstuck in an aborted coup by “The Thirtieth of September Movement” or Gerakan 30 September, which became G30S/PKI – conveniently pronounced like Gestapu. Sukarno’s loss of power came with a document Surat Perintah Sebelas Maret, simply ‘the orders for March 11th’. Indonesia is never satisfied with a name that long and it became Supersemar, a term which involves several levels of word play.

During Suharto’s ‘New Order’, many communists become political prisoners: tahanan politik or in iconic erasure of humanity, just tapol. Suharto himself was finally brought down by his own KKN (korupsi, kolusi, nepotisme). By then Supersemar applied to Suharto’s ‘charitable organisation’ for embezzling millions of dollars.

These days you’ll still be dealing with Minipax and Minitrue … actually the Depdiknas (Departemen Pendidikan Nasional Republik Indonesia), or the Deplu (Departemen Luar Negeri).

If Bahasa can telescope a phrase it will, and unlike German it’ll drop anything it can to go for the snappiest, most sonogenic form. This is the language of science fiction films. If Indonesia gets any bigger, maybe just films.

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Hugo this way I’ll go that way.

March 7th, 2012 · Uncategorized

I wrote several thousand words on Hugo and the evils of retrospective editing of a real man’s life. No one should be forced to read that but by God it made me feel better to rage it out. I will now give you the essential crib notes:

Fuck you Scorsese for allowing the life of Melies to be drowned in infantile revisionism. You should know better. You took a children’s book, lit it orange on one side and blue on the other and threw some Film 101 into the pot. A lot of what you concealed is the dirty history of film. We have our own trains pulling into our own stations: we don’t need your old magic tricks, we have too many of those. What we need is the grey reality of greed and folly that you want to gloss over. Film is not a family. Film is a pack of hyena.

Show us Melies signing the deal with Pathe that lost him his house. Show us his brother churning out shitty westerns for that brute Edison. Show us how film society dribbled money to him when he was running the toy store. Show us the reality. SHOW THE TRUTH. Then talk to us about ‘your love of film’.

Hugo is just another shiny robot movie. The recreations of the early cinema are wonderful, but then, shiny robot.

That over too many pages.

I have finally released the 25th Anniversary remaster of Come Visit The Big Bigot on BandCamp. I had been holding off for a release on CD – 25 years was 2011, but I think that release may now not happen. If you’ve been following you know why. It’s free to listen and Strange Brew is free to download.

Related – I am nearly all gone from YouTube. You will find me at Vimeo. Just use the ‘Videos’ menu at the top of the page to see what’s there. YouTube is really not the place for me – when 100,000 people watch my video by accident, do you call that a successful communication?

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Dear Esther.

February 24th, 2012 · Ranting, The name is now H.H.

Dear Esther. I have been holding down my W key for quite some time, drifting over this barren landscape of chickweed. “Look”, wrote Ivor Cutler, “some chickweed”. “Look”, he also wrote, “some more chickweed”. One day I pray I will not have to hold this W key with such passion.

Dear Esther. Wish I had used the toilet which was first offered to me in level one. I am jealous of Duke Nukem who was able to relieve himself with great gusto and relish at the start of his game. He also got to look in mirrors … and other things. I would settle for being able to see my legs. Kick things.

Dear Esther. Please send more glow in the dark paint, as I seem have kicked mine all over the place at some point when drunk. Or what ever you do when you have no arms or legs and float around. I must have eaten a flashlight and each time I open my mouth it makes a perfect circle on the opposing wall.

Anyway as I was saying to Paul the other day you really are the worst driver and he didn’t argue just put on that prissy little face he always pulls whenever you mention something at all pointed about him and his completely ditsy habits. He gets it from his mother I swear. She was a big jelly roll of a thing I just don’t how he ended up with such pinched little hips and …

… well pardon me. It’s probably his fault I have go wombling over this incredibly tedious chickweed infested rock holding my urine and hold this abominable W while looking for Damascus or some other blob of pixels. Well I don’t see you helping at all. Fine, be like that.

And if that’s you playing the piano how about something a bit cheerful FFS?

Look, a smashed up boat. Instead of being rock and chickweed, it’s rust and chickweed. This is all my birthdays at once.

Dear Esther, if you huff the paint it makes your voice go up like Donald Duck. This sounds much better than the BBC news voice I had before. Listen:

Climb every mountain, Search high and looooooow, Follow every byyyyyyyway, Every paaaaaaaaath you know.

Still sulking? You are. Well I’m sulking more, because I apparently hurt my leg and found some medicine for it and all of that without seeing a single bloody moment of it. Or having any arms to do it. You know what happens when I push the fire button? I lean gently towards whatever chickweed I happen to be looking at. I could probably cut the damn leg off and still float…

BLOODY HELL

It’s like I fell into someone’s anus and it’s full of candles. Now how the hell did somebody come down here and set up a bunch of candles? Looks like the Body Shop. Except inside the body.

You know, this would be the perfect place to hold a successful corporate or business event. We could have glow in the dark paint ball for corporate shadow people. I was reading other people’s opinion pieces on this game and quite a few mentioned shadow people. And that got me thinking (really, may as well float here and think as much as move on, I really don’t look forward to (spoiler) being turned into a seagull) how shadow people have hats. How does that work? You’re some kind of demonic floating shadowy thing and you wear a hat? To keep off the ghost rain? Supposedly there’s all kinds of shadowy people to be seen in the corners of this game but I ain’t seen one of them.

Example of something I did not see in this game.

Actually I think corporate glow paint ball with shadow people would be a real plus for this title. Or a game based around Shadow People VS Libertarians. I would give that an arts grant. I would give that an arts grant so hard.

When attempting to explain H H to co-workers, they will sometimes say – oh is it like Dear Esther? I get tired of saying YE GODS FUCK NO, so I have found a picture that explains the difference instantly.

Right there is the difference. If you can understand that – then you are in for a GOOD TIME.

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Focus is over, if you want it.

February 19th, 2012 · Uncategorized

The Lytro camera is on sale in the United States, at this stage only a toy and expensive for that. But the Lytro is an equivalent of the old Diamond MP3 player, also an expensive toy that presaged the end of the music industry once the big players woke up, bought up, and mercilessly expanded over the entire landscape. I experienced that, from buying a Diamond when it first appeared, telling everyone what it meant (being laughed at) and watching Apple’s rise. I am here again with exactly the same confidence:

Cameras, and eventually video cameras, as you have known them are dead.

It will be dismissed. You will be told that it is not a serious tool. Then one of the smaller players, say Olympus (who could really do with an advantage right now) will pick up the technology. There will be a better looking, more professional version. A well known photographer will endorse it. Soon there will be a rush of photography made with light field technology.

Recognizing the profit, I would guess that SONY will be a few months ahead of Canon in releasing a fully robust light field camera. SONY will add their panorama sweep. You will be able to sweep across 180 degrees. Then 360.

In one corner a startup will announce that they have achieved 15 frames per second. Then 25, and slowly make their way up to 60. Their recording process will join into the main flow.

A video made with light field technology will allow the viewer to examine the recorded footage with their own attention, their own gaze. It will not be stereo or ’3D’, but something much better. It will not be a barrage that stresses your perceptive apparatus, but a mental reduction; the way we actually look at a scene in real life. As the characters on screen perform, your attention might wander to a leaf on a plant nearby until you’re caught by their conversation and you can look at each of the faces in turn. As you would in real life.

This destroys everything we teach about camerawork right now. This makes me insanely happy, like a good book burning and a game of paint the academic with a clown face. Things are on a roll again and I get to see it.

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[H.H] More Rabbits

February 15th, 2012 · The name is now H.H.

Nasty painted face on either side of head

This is about the best thing ever and will end up in the warren

 

hi kids coming to get you

this one is great too, so damn cuddly

patented cripple movement

it hops it'll do

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Saturday night is garbage night.

February 7th, 2012 · Advertisement, Wednesday Night is Garbage Night

Been asked to be a DJ at this event. I know nothing about it apart from what you read here. If you happen to be at this event by design or by accident, you will at one point hear me play music, which could be good, but might not be. I think I will go on early as I am an old codger.

Now, I have a question about Unity3D so I will browse…


A site for users of Unity to ask questions and get help from the community and employees.

There are 42870 questions. Showing most relevant.

I have all the bones and the magic shield and I’m at the bit where the gorilla is swinging on the chain knocking all cars the onto the boat. So I’m waiting for the umbrella sound, you know, that pffwwt! sound that an umbrella makes and I don’t hear it and I don’t know what I am supposed to do next?

Was that grey face that leaned over my crib sometimes when we were living in Perth, a kind of thin sad face, was that my real father?

Why wont kitty move??? (bump)

 

She must like me otherwise she wouldn’t have come to the party at all even though she hung around with her friend all night she kept looking at me like she was waiting for me to do something but if she should have come over and said something. Sorry that wasn’t a question.

Cheapest deal on cuttlefish. Got 15 birds, need quality cuttlefish. Sunshine Vic.

 

What does “Eliphalet Wickes” actually mean? I’m serious about this.

 

Does GUI.changed work with DrawDefaultInspector? If not is there an alternative solution? GUI.changed is always returning false.

 

Which season of Lost was it where the guy that was living in the tail part of the island who had the hut under a tree or something and he’d buried teeth, I think it was teeth and they turned into skeletons or maybe Im getting this confused with some other film I saw???

Would you agree that Frederick William I was not subject to predestination until such time as he became conversant of the tenet?

 

Why won’t kitty move?

Why?

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My Ferrari neighbour.

January 31st, 2012 · Uncategorized

My Ferrari neighbour drives a Ferrari. I know this because he drives it out of his garage once every hour, taking some considerable time to rev it and navigate it around my small street. He then goes off down the road at a luxuriant and dignified pace, only to return roughly 15 minutes later, navigating his well appointed vehicle back into his garage. An hour later, he will set out again, and in 15 minutes be back.

Every hour.

Sometimes I avoid work by wondering what takes about 7 minutes there and back and has to be done every hour. By the time he’s locked his fine vehicle and made his way back up to his fine apartment, surely there’s only enough time for a quality cigarette and a snifter of brandy before it’s time to go get the car keys. Hell, can’t he use the phone?

Now you’ll be all eager to tell me something sensible like the man has to pick up the takings from a local bar every hour so that it’s safe from villains. So why not do what they do at most family restaurants and get a night safe? Maybe he has to put money back in the tills? It just seems too much trouble for something so banal.

More likely:

  • He is the victim of a time loop and I am seeing the same journey every hour. That doesn’t explain Sundays, more on that in a moment.
  • Every hour he has to type a code into an Apple 2 to stop an island from exploding. Hell, get the bouncer to do it.
  • Has to turn over the C120 cassette that has the background music. Plausible.
  • Extremely precisely timed domestic arguments.
  • Something to do with MegaUpload.

I’m not opposed to this phenomena, because on Sundays something far worse happens. On that day Ferrari Neighbour (or somebody in his household – let blame not be ill assigned) takes out his favourite DVD: Bruce Springsteen Live Somewhere Or Other. And on the finest plasma display (I guess) and the highest quality surround speakers (I can hear) The Boss pumps his fist in the air for a multitude of proud Americans, bellowing all his hits and yelling DIDJA LIKE DAT? WUN TOO FREE FUH with 100 Percent Patriotic Fervor and a singalong.

Every. Fucking. Sunday. Loud. I mean PA loud.

WUN TOO FREE FUH!

I can’t be down on Ferrari Neighbour for playing the same piece of music over and over because most people seem to do that. On the other side of my house is The Bag Of Britons. You know the sort, come to Australia to get away from the dreary situation at home and then only ever talk to other Britons, usually about how Australia ‘just isn’t the same y’know?’

(Something which could easily be remedied y’know – two flights on BA every day back to mother country.)

The Bag have I think two CDs total in their collection, because there’s two possible programmes for each evening. God knows what they are called but I guess one is NOW THAT’S WOT I CALL MUSIC VOLUME 13 and the other is JIGGY BOOTY 18 INCHES. The former gets most of the play. I know it so well, having heard it some nights starting at 6pm and still rotating at about 3am. JIGGY BOOTY gets an airing when the wifey is off at the pub and has some bitchin’ gangsta action for the lads yo.

Some songs on WOT I CALL MUSIC are exceptionally deep and meaningful for the Bag and have to be played a few times until everyone tires of howling along including myself. These people are happy, they have good times, and they love music more than most people who chin scratch at sound art festivals so good on them. If it sounds like I am annoyed it’s only a little. I save that for Soggy The Sailor who seems to be having a ‘Enya at 3AM’ phase. Fuck him.

While I was writing this LinkedIn sent me FIVE MORE STUPID ARTICLES FOR THIS WEEK. Here’s the Chronic Of Higher ED with yet another whoa man the kids are using iPads article. Look, we’ve had quite a few of these thank you, and if anyone else claims that we have to move education onto FaceBook I’m going to double the bet and say NO let’s move onto SECOND LIFE. Remember when journalists treated Second Life like Twitter? I do. They pretend they don’t.

The cone of silence

Oh yeah and Apple released an AMAZING and MAGICAL APP that lets anyone make a textbook! It’s revolutionary! It is also a hack of the EPUB format, a simple case of embrace, expand and extinguish. Go and look at an ibook file on a PC. It’s just a zip, with modified EPUB components set up to add stuff that works on an iPad. Like all previous E.E.E. cases it does add quality; Microsoft’s changes to HTML added quality too …  similarly it locks you into the ecosystem of World #2 Multinational. And requires ‘upgrading’ to Lion which is otherwise a complete pain in the arse.

It sickens me that so many ‘technology writers’ haven’t stated the obvious: you could have already written a textbook that could be read on any device, could have done it for years running, nothing has changed. If you really really had to have movies and 3D spinning then there’s been Acrobat, which is really the whole point of this charade – to attack the success of Adobe Editi0ns in textbook distribution.

But I notice that these journalists seem to think words are sufficient in their own damn articles.

There goes the Ferrari again.

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[H.H] Progress Journal – Audio Streaming demo

January 27th, 2012 · The name is now H.H.

I started building rooms with multiple tape recorders, radios etc. For the radios I’m trying to reproduce my existing Shortwave Radio simulation, but quickly discovered a hard basket.

In that exhibit ‘Radio One’ has 38 different sounds that it can make, as MP3′s they’re a total of 13.6Mb which goes way beyond the bandwidth for a web exhibit without audio streaming. The exhibit very simply uses two or three embedded flash jukeboxes that fight over the connection and randomize their playlist. In Unity you can pseudo-stream OGG files but no one seems to do that, preferring to buy the Pro license and stream video. At $1500.00 a Pro license is something I’d like to leave until the project earns funding.

Information is a bit scanty. User Warwick Allison suggests a script that goes and gets the OGG as raw data, keeps checking every 1 second for the stream to end and then hands the data over to an Audio Player. Not that I am in any way competent to say so, but this looks like the only way that you could do it. www.audioClip isn’t smart enough to tell you what is coming up, it just keeps pumping until it runs out.

I’ll do it this way until the demos have been provided, then should be able to switch to the luxury of video playback.

NEW DEMO – 4 tape recorders. Click on a recorder to start/stop. This page will attempt to install a plug in. Note that the sound is actually muted instead of paused as at the moment I have no means to address the audio instance. Yes there’s some texturing not right yet.

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