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Music Impediment

September 10th, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

Woolworths in Australia is the place you go to get a bag of the people. Sorry, bag of potatoes. So not like Woolworths in other places where you buy gifts for people you don’t like. Got that? Good. They have their own radio show that they play in the store. It’s not very different to [...]

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“I don’t get it”

September 7th, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

The babblesphere has been soundly flummoxed by the just released Microsoft advertisement, which shows Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates off shopping at the mall, with Windows mentioned only at the end. Sometimes in their own words and sometimes using concepts they found on Wikipedia, the technically advanced and socially inept have tried to comprehend a [...]

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You Got Mail!

September 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

If I ever mention politics again here just shoot me please. I was intrigued by a weird shit comic drawn by the Spiderman guy. I like the story line of Bioshock and I wanted to post a picture of a guy dressed up as a king. What I didn’t want was a bunch of mail [...]

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Left Wing

September 1st, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

I write this to pretend to be balanced. But I have less questions for the so called ‘left wing’. It’s family and I know where the moles are. So I’ll use this space to question some of the bricks on which it is built – but they actually prop up all extremes of politics. The [...]

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Response to Right Wing

August 29th, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

I don’t have comments because they encourage stupid people to write. But I do like a considered response. They are always welcome. Tim said: “I also thought I’d remark a bit on your blog post on right wing thinking. I think the first issue is to separate American right wing thinking from what other nations [...]

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Set list for upcoming gigs 30th and 6th

August 27th, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

OK then got the set worked out. Might need to change the order but basically it. Carry On Experimental Musician / Titanic the Opera (medley) Hungry Jacks (Look Mum I’m a Video Artist Remix) Ken Burns Effect Putin / North Korean News Service Nurse! Nurse! Chocolate Caller I Know How to Abase Myself (Hillsong Blues) [...]

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Right Wing

August 24th, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

In saying that I don’t understand what’s generally known as the ‘right wing’ mentality, I’m not prejudging it, rather my own lack of understanding. Many intelligent and effective people obviously believe in it, and so there must be some substance. Only a fool decides their intellectual opponents are stupid, and deserves the drubbing they get. [...]

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Your Comments.

August 3rd, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

Comment from Anonymous: Aren’t you the same guy as Thomas Dolby? I thought I saw somebody say that on YouTube, just asking cause I thought I would ask you should make more videos for your Thomas Dolby stuff than the Ellard stuff cause I think it’s better! K.Thx. Comment from Anonymous: I wonder if you [...]

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Fans relieved about new album.

July 26th, 2008 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

Fans of the music group Meat Beat Manifesto have sighed with inter-connected online relief with the recent release of the new album Autoimmune. ‘There was some pretty heavy rumours going around’, said MBM KLUB spokesperson Tim ‘Death’ Whinson. ‘Some blog had said that there was going to be changes, that the sound was going to [...]

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Education: Then and Now.

July 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Then: Teacher: Learn these passages from the Bible by heart. Student: I shall sir, but may I enquire as to the reasoning? Teacher: This is the way it is done by all, and ye shall not quibble upon it. Now: Teacher: Here is Maya, you’ll be learning that. Student: OK, but why Maya? Teacher: It’s [...]

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