Teaching Sound Again. Nooooooooo o o o o o o o o…

MORE ME. YOU JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH ME.

[H.H] bug fix sent to ABC – fixes Space Bar freeze.

It’s been years. Hell … 2008 I think was the last time I had to draw a picture of a sine wave. Making music and teaching it are two worlds. Once you can ride a bicycle it’s near impossible to explain it.

The new Bachelor of Media Arts is running this year and with it the new order of ‘sound first, image second’. Theory being one thing and practice another I’m down as one of my tutors to see first hand if teaching goes well. I’ve spent 5 years being the ‘video lecturer’ – a fantastic piece of acting that I have come to believe. My mind craves a camera to hide behind.

With sonic pedagogy comes Pro Tools. Fucking Pro Tools. It’s like moving back in with your abusive parents. In the very first session I got an error that Xpand2 had exceeded the memory allocated for the DAE or some other cryptic garbage about how DigiDesign’s reptile brain had been overwhelmed. Being previously abused I instinctively went to the DUC* to find what I expected to see – it’s all your fault, reinstall everything. The last time I installed Pro Tools was version 8 and none of the instrument patches installed properly. It’s years later, installing version 10. None of the instrument patches installed properly, people screaming. Pro Tools is a disease.

* DigiDesign Users Crying

 

I started to write a bit of sound tutorial here last time I was teaching audio. Thing is (a) there’s already heaps of them and (b) I’m really into wavetables and transwaves these days and analogue synthesisers are boring for me. I want a FIZMO, a FIZMO dammit.

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One of the most hated synthesisers of all time, particularly by analogue purists – which doubles its value to me. There are so few of these racks in existence that you couldn’t start Stewart’s band with them. I have a ESQ-M which is one of the few hardware synthesisers I have kept. I had Waveboy on my ASR-10 back in the day (which has now passed on to Bradbury). I need a FIZMO to complete the set.

PPG is all very well, but the waveforms on that are so sensible. I have complete faith in Ensoniq to have chosen the most crank sounds you could ever morph between. Hell, if somebody wants to make an old man happy, I just need the wave data so I can make up a virtual FIZMO.

Meanwhile Image Line’s Morphine is pretty good for Fizmositising and I am interested to hear about any others you might like.

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For thems that don’t know – the wavetable idea is that you create a snapshot of the waveform at one point, then another later on, then another and so on. Morph between them to create a quite intricate and evolving soundscape. It’s hard to be subtle unless you know what a natural wave would do over time – mostly lose harmonics and become softer. If you are too wild with the overtones you get a lot of shrill additive bell ringing. Somewhere between are some very lovely sounds.

The ESQ-M has fixed waveforms, you can only cross fade the oscillators to get sounds like the intro to that old track Dollarex. Transwaves are 128 related wave cycles as best I remember. The PPG had 256 fixed intermediate waves in 64 sets. Korg’s WaveStation has wave sequences which seem to be something more like a drum machine, firing off sounds in a pattern.

The MiniNova has a bunch of additive waveforms set up in groups of 9, you can morph between these but they’re not labelled or explained very well so it’s a bit hit and miss. Can’t imagine why you’d go to that trouble and then not label anything. (Answer – you’re Novation).

But transwaves are not the kind of thing for an intro course, so best I get back to finding out why the DAE has a -1111 error.

20X CS3 Professional

Marketing have announced a rebadge for 2013. They’re going to launch the year as 20X CS3 Professional. The problem is the whole ’6 month in advance’ planning cycle has made next year part of this year, and no one is inspired to pay for the upgrade. It’s at the point where the end of the world is one of the few things that gets us to look at the calendar and even that is tiring out. Compare the hysteria for the Mayan Apocalypse to the Y2K bug – no contest.

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This is dangerous. Remember the 2000 Election in the USA? No one gave a shit between the candidates, where in fact one of them rose to great challenges in less than a year with all the sense and dignity of Bubbles The Chimp. By 2008 the good news was that the White House had not yet burned to the ground. The bad news was that few people still had a house to burn down apart from the directors of Halliburton. Oh and there were lots of dead people.

So I’ve got a slogan for the coming year that will hopefully get you thinking hard about the possibilities: 20X CS3 Professional: Giant Demons Are Tearing My Face Off which I think is kind of catchy, if a tiny bit hyperbolic. I can’t promise giant demons but if there was the slightest chance of them coming and doing you know what, would you be prepared?

Here’s a nightmare scenario: by the end of 20X CS3, Psy has 6 billion views on YouTube and now more than half of Google’s income comes from advertising on that one page. But an automated copyright claim blocks the video, leading to Google not paying rent on 200 of its data centres. Searching for cat macros becomes catastrophically cut back leading to a collapse of the world economy. And then demons tear your face off.

Or on a more personal level, image if my Ferrari neighbour plays that same Bruce Springsteen DVD 3 times every weekend for the next 52 weekends and I finally crack and go around with the ICS-190 GLM grenade launcher (that I rightfully have only for self defence in case a gunman attacks my teaching labs) and shove it up his Born In The USA? That could impact on my employment. And then demons etc.

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Order one now for the festive season. The kids will love it.
The ones that survive.

Neither of these things may happen – but that’s the point. You don’t know what might happen but that sense of dread will keep you up and sprightly all the coming year.

So how was your Christmas break? I had a (what remains of) family get together for the first time in years which ended up with too many tequila shots and a massive headache. I even got a gift!

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Apparently you can use it as a remote control for the TV. I intend to use it as a remote control for the Ferrari neighbour’s sound system. Either that or make it control some piece of sound gear which will get a breathless write up in Create Digital Music.

But like everyone I have to buy my special own gift, and seeing as I haven’t bought a synthesiser in over 20 years I thought I maybe could have one.

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It’s a MiniNova and it’s top-tastic. I’m amazed at what you get for less than 500 bucks these days. I’m not going to do the specs you can do that anywhere. But I must say it is loads of fun to actually use a physical piece of equipment after so many years – even if you do tend to use the computer to edit patches. More on this later!

Brainwashed Interview

In 2010 I was contacted by a writer at Brainwashed.com and answered a bunch of questions. This seems to have been abandoned, so before I trash the emails I’ll put the unedited exchange here so it wasn’t a complete waste. As a lot of the information is out of date I’ve made a few notes.

Are you a remarkably organized person?  You clearly spent quite a bit of time amassing a vast library of found sounds and samples – did you have a systematic means of archiving and locating them?  Do randomness and chance play a large role in which snippets make it into your work?

 Fundamental to answering this question is the difference between a library and an environment. The majority of the sounds are those that we lived in – radio and television, odd music cassettes that we already enjoyed, the noises of our life. There’s a different intent between what has become known as plunderphonics – taking up a significant shared sound and incorporating it in a new work, and sample based folk music. Our music was based on the minutiae of our soundscape, whether or not it made sense to outsiders. So I tend to describe what I have done as ‘gardening’, which organises the natural features of a living space.

In many cases I have no idea where a sound is from. It was on the TV or it was from a pile of toys. Once it fell into a bit of music it took on significance in retrospect. We have a policy of saying that all samples come from the film Lassie Come Home which is as likely as any other source.

What you might be noticing is our archiving has been surprisingly good. That comes from using tape recorders – obviously things get documented automatically, and from a happy accident where I could afford one of the first digital recorders in 1985. In that year I threw all our cassettes onto a few digital tapes, which still played when CD-R came along.

Which seems more improbable to you: Severed Heads’ relative success or Severed Heads’ relative obscurity? 

I’ll borrow from Kurt Vonnegut. “SH was the victim of series of accidents, as are we all.” There have been a few moments where somebody happened to be somewhere and the wheel turned. It turns one way and then it turns the other. Of course I respect the plotting and planning that goes on with some artists and their management, but never really had the nous for it. Look at Graeme Revell, who has organised himself excellently over the years. I can’t help but be impressed, but it’s not for me. When we have climbed I have been pleasantly surprised and each time we have fallen I can shrug and remember that it was all a bunch of kids making noise in any case.

One advantage of this is ego protection. Any artist knows how you get surrounded by praise for a while, and then get told that you are embarrassing dated shit. Wait a little while and everything that was dated becomes cool again. Then not cool. If you care too much you get hurt.



Some of your work (Skippy Roo Kangaroo for example) seems wilfully annoying.  Is that ever your end goal?  Do you deliberately use “obnoxious” source material sometimes to make the act of transcending it into an entertaining challenge for yourself?

 Skippy Roo is much more than that. It’s Australian Radio for Schools, broadcast across the entire continent, children clapping and singing in hundreds of tiny isolated towns, the teacher’s broad accent, the way she loses the note at the end of the phrase. This is not just random shit. If you can understand how this represents our take on ‘folk music’ then we’ve made mind contact. I love that teacher, and I’m framing that moment in diamond and gold. When that blast of easy listening hits at the end I think everyone should line up and salute.

I don’t find this sound annoying. It’s like using white noise to try sleep (which I do). The context of the noise matters very much, it becomes music if the mind of maker and listener are able to synchronise. What might seem chaotic and tedious is often infinite possibility.

ABC Radio Kindergarten Of The Air

Were you surprised or embarrassed when Vinyl-On-Demand contacted you about releasing a lavish retrospective of your earliest work? 

I was curious. It seemed to be an honourable thing, and Frank was very informed and helpful. Actually I was mostly interested in working with two sided media again. I was back at university after decades and working up to a thesis about the influence of recording media on music. How to fit everything into 20 minute long segments?

At the same time, Severed Heads had just been shut down as no longer fun.  That called for an exorcism and that’s what the document became, a coffin for the old order. I wrote a bit of a eulogy, comparing the box set to a grave stone. It was a mix of self mocking and serious.

Your earliest work is more conspicuously perverse and uncommercial than what Severed Heads eventually evolved into.  Was there an epiphany that steered you in that direction?  Like “Hey…dancing is fun.  Making uncompromising collages for a small number of serious music snobs is markedly less so…I’m definitely going about this all wrong.”

 Oh no, not at all. The very earliest music we made was pop music. In 1979 we declared that we made ‘Chinese Fungal Disco’. Severed Heads always made what we enjoyed, and in your life sometimes you want sugar and other times salt. And of course we had very limited equipment and ability which both grew over time; it would have been dishonest to contrive our earlier sounds year after year. No, I am much happier to have so much different music to look back to, even some country and western!

There’s another factor – the recordings did not disappear. Once you make an album it remains made. Why make it again? Why not make something else? It’s still there. People who ask why we don’t make something like (their favourite album) again don’t understand that you are just as likely to subtract as add to a work by doing it over. Really the best thing for any musician to do is to make what they themselves want to hear and if others like it as well it’s an extra.

And another – the earlier music was, to me, too much about calling attention to a single idea or effect. I call it ‘Sci Fi music’. There might be one sample that dominates the whole thing for example. Since then SH made pop music that had just as many ideas, but presented without calling attention to one aspect. Like having bird sounds on every track of the Rotund For Success LP. That’s more fun than stodgily making an album only out of bird sounds.



Do you listen to much “pop” music for enjoyment or do you relate to it in kind of a mad scientist kind of way; like as a body you can harvest organs from for your own creation?

 Pop music defies analysis; it’s about your body and the chemicals that flow through your head and muscles. It’s like fucking, basically. Making pop music is learning how to fuck, and if you are taking notes you are not doing it right. There was a time when Autechre made some great pop music, sexy stuff. I was really into it, and then they went off in some uptight puritan tangent which might have satisfied some music priesthood, but for me the mind had overcome the ass. Point being too much analysis spoils music.

Have you ever had a collaborator that had as strong an appreciation for the absurd as you?

 They all did! Everyone who has passed through SH was in some way their own pervert. They all did great music before and after the band and one thing that makes me sad is when somebody like Garry Bradbury gets lumped with his time in SH – about two years – when he’s spent a lifetime making really excellent noise. The band had a revolving door, they came, they went and everyone that came through contributed some of the personality: Richard Fielding’s radiophonics, Stephen Jones and his home brew video gear (now somebody has built a replica!). Bradbury’s intensive tonality, Simon Knuckey’s lead guitar (R.I.P.), Paul Deering and his communist noise bursts (R.I.P.), Robert Racic’s late night House (R.I.P.), Boxcar’s precision, Kriv Stender’s cinematography. It was a really messy shared house; all I did was make sure the rent got paid.

What convinced Richard, Andrew, and yourself that you could release albums and that people would probably want to hear them? In the late 70’s making an album was like making a blog now, although it cost. Not expecting a large audience, but still a making public act – adding our small voice to many. I guess the current jargon is ‘the cloud’. We didn’t think that Ear Bitten would be heard widely (only made 400 copies), but it would add to the general noise and that made life more enjoyable.

Were there any important non-musical influences that shaped your direction?  Do It Yourself culture included fanzines, comics, super 8 films and a lot more. A generally creative environment helped us take a chance. There was space to grow as well – less rules and expectations. I already had a computer (a Radio Shack TRS-80) making up word salad ‘poems’ and made super 8 film loops and anything else that seemed like fun. Multimedia had been around since the 60’s and oddly seemed more commonplace than it does now.

What sorts of things are currently inspiring you? I hope I’m not the only person who feels overwhelmed by the sheer volume of ideas, artworks and tools that are pounding at the door. I can’t be, given the nostalgia about. Either you cultivate ignorance or you hopelessly flap between new music, new software, social networks… I mean just on YouTube there’s another 24 hours of video uploaded every minute. There are probably 1000 bands I should love and an equal number of gadgets I could use to make a racket.

I tend to love too many things and collapse from optional paralysis. At my age I probably should just settle down into senile collecting of 80’s underground cassettes… but nostalgia pisses me off.

Anyway I think computer game engines are a way forward. Look at free tools like Unreal Development Kit or FMOD designer. So many untried ideas come from that world that it makes me dizzy (and paralysed). Even a Blu Ray disc has such amazing potential for reforming narrative into branching and looping parts.

Right now I am burned out with music. My favourite music right now is a recording of a thunderstorm. That sucks but it won’t last.

What do you think/hope will follow CDs?  It seems like you still have some hope for physical media.  Is something important being lost in our shift to “virtual” media?  Does the convenience outweigh it?  How do you view the current resurgence of vinyl & cassettes in the underground music scene?  I think the fetishization/scarcity part is pretty exasperating, but a lot of music definitely sounds better with some crackle, hiss, and grit.  Also, I tend to better remember things I listen to on vinyl- putting a record on is an “event” of sorts. The main worry is the change from 20th century mass production to 21st century virtual distribution. Where in the past you would buy a cheap replica of a high end object, now there is the download, a souvenir of the thing itself. The wealthy own the book, the poor own the PDF. The mp3 is the musical object stripped down to its least potential. It leads to music sold by volume: how many songs on your player. It seems to me a bit of a trick and that’s why I still sell my stuff on CDs. (n.b. gave up in 2011)

Piracy is congratulated by many as anti-authoritarian. It’s actually a kind of self harm where the powerless attack those that have some small power, not touching the status quo at all. Lady Ga Ga will survive piracy, but the independent bands will go under.

Vinyl fetish acknowledges the missing magic and is a self empowerment – but also points the wrong direction. Yes, we should resist the virtual ghetto, but not by falling back on safe and ironic. Surely there’s a way forward, and my little survey of formats suggested some of the things we should keep. I think something like Blu Ray or even DVD could be the forward fetish, if it survives.

I’ve always thought that Severed Heads could’ve only emerged from Australia.  Do you feel similarly?  Are you able to articulate why? Yes, although it’s very hard to explain that from the inside. Think of a small town, it can be dead boring but you can also have good friends, places to drop in – a bit of a scene. A lot of good art moves out of small towns – Sheffield and Seattle are well known examples. Sydney was like that, a small group of people, an internal logic, and lots of in jokes. It was refreshing for outsiders when it finally emerged.

That Australia has since died. Earlier this year we held a festival and seminars about the old ‘inner city’ scene, organised by kids who wondered why it had disappeared (the Circa 79 Festival). It’s just that media became centrally planned for efficiency, and Internet has made it overpowering. Facebook is like the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Did the dissolution of Severed Heads coincide with a significant decrease in the amount of time you spend working on music? Kind of. I wanted to take personal responsibility, drop the band bullshit, and make less music better. Just compose and not go through the whole rock distribution fantasy.

Also as an academic I’m supposed to be working on ‘serious music’. I have a commission for a major work next year which is a new, frightening step for me! It means working on the one piece for months on end, and nothing is heard in the meantime. When you are called ‘Severed Heads’ you don’t get offered that kind of work. (The Shape of a Note)

Have many of your current projects been percolating for a long time?  Is Aerodrom the most ambitious thing you currently have in the works? Aerodrom is something that … never gets off the ground. It’s like the short story you keep writing and then throwing in the trash and starting anew. And that’s because the interesting part will only come as a side effect of the work, like a soundtrack that’s more important than the film. But I have to ‘shoot the film’ first and that needs some time and skills that I have trouble collecting.

The most ambitious thing is probably my doctorate. The idea is to retrieve video by a psychometric profile, which seems bogus on the face of it and I get some hostile responses. But in the project is a call for data retrieval not based around the ‘who, what, when, where’ kind of thinking which tends to favour narrative over abstract work. If we tend to retrieve video in a certain way then we will end up only with a certain kind of video: a person in a place at a time.

I was recently dumbfounded at a speech by a well known guru of ‘sound art’. In just one part of an annoying tirade he suggested the need to develop ‘expanded cinema’ as part of training for acousmatic listening. It became obvious that he really meant ‘cinema’ – as in narrative movies – and was setting up a whole new academy like the one that used to divide music into ‘serious music’ and ‘jazz’. When I asked about VJ work he basically dismissed it as colour organs. With people like that in positions of power there’s a real potential for non narrative video art to be left out of the search – and these days that means death.

ABC Radio Kindergarten Of The Air

So back to Skippy Roo … I have a ton of questions now: 1.) when is that recording from?  did a young Tom Ellard ever get to clap and sing along with Australian School Radio?, 2.) Is that “bury someone close to you” line normally in the song?, and 3.) Were a lot of your loops meaningful/important to you before being re-contextualized in your music/video work?  I understand that everything was meaningful in a sense, being taken from your immediate environment, but I am curious about how intimate/personal you were.  I am guessing you’d want to slug someone if they described you as a surrealist. Well I did clap along, but not in the late 80’s when that recording was made! I don’t think there’s the line “I buried Paul” in there, but I wouldn’t argue if you say it is. No, I don’t think they are meaningful… it’s very difficult to pick the right words. They are not significant in themselves, but have an important place in a wider ‘sympathy’. Like the smell of toast is not meaningful but could be crucial within a person’s impression of existence. I am really struggling with this point right now and don’t have the training to do it justice.

It’s far too late to be a surrealist, but I believe that we are guided by the unconscious, which is a continuous activity of the brain. I am certain that music is formed in collaboration with instinctual mechanisms that are not explicit to the person. I’ve been through analysis and (to my own satisfaction) have seen how sublimated urges have been honed over the years to allow me to create. It’s a wonderfully rich world and I feel sorry for people who claim there’s no ‘I’. They should stop signing their research papers if that’s the case.

Were you working with tape loops and mucking about with gadgets for long before Severed Heads cohered?  I have a romantic image of you obsessively taping everything around you as a child, amassing teetering stacks of unlabelled cassettes that later wound up in your music. Well, yeah. All of us started creating long before the band thing. I have a cassette of me as a kid screwing around with spinning records in the late 60’s. (Actually the most important thing is the cassette itself is an original 1st generation Philips dictation cassette.) By the early 70’s I had a portable recorder and in 1975 some open reel machines which I connected up like the illustration on the back of Eno’s Discreet Music. But tape loops were more fun!

When I met Bradbury he was making some infernal noise by firing off a ghetto blaster in a public space and recording that onto another ghetto blaster. Then repeating that process. Insane volume in libraries and buses! I Am Shitting Up A Room.

Your short wave radio project is one of my favorite things that you’ve done.  Do you think hearing all those strange transmissions as a child did a lot to shape your taste and aesthetic?  What is the most unusual/memorable thing you remember hearing? Shortwave radio was just the most amazing thing for a child – you could turn a few knobs and make the most wonderful soundscapes. My old man liked to hear people and music but I liked the noises. The thing we could both like were the ‘numbers stations’ which were numerous and powerful back then. I soon got the sound out of the shortwave radio and put it on a tape loop. It’s funny that a guy I met years later called Ian Andrews was doing exactly the same thing a few suburbs away! But we were two of the very few who did that kind of stuff as teens.

When I heard Kraftwerk’s Radioactivity it was like – my god, there are other people out there! I was so happy. Then I heard Stockhausen’s Gesang der Jünglinge and realised that it’s a long flow of ideas, and innovation is perhaps a myth.

Do you think distributing your music through Sevcom has worked fairly well?  I imagine setting up and maintaining it consumed a lot of time. Sevcom only ever met demand, never encouraged it. Occasionally I’d talk with a company that offered to promote the music & deduct a fee. Talk was about buying shelf space, buying live gigs, paying off radio stations … what use? Back in Severed Heads’ most commercial moment with top 20 airplay and all that, we were talking to our label about what to do next. Can’t be ‘Severed Heads’ – change the name, change the music – roll over, play dead … what was the point of it? Become Elton John? There’s a point where ambition folds over.

Do you think working with record labels in the past was a good idea?  I’ve noticed that a lot of bands I like release their music on their own, but it seems like that is only a feasible option if you’ve already established yourself with by making a big splash through shock/extremity or name recognition from a stint at a “big” label. Absolutely! We drew great benefit from our time with majors. The champions of self marketing and market dumping all had major labels first build their goodwill. By market dumping I mean giving away your material, funded by cash reserves that younger bands can’t match. Many multinationals: Roche, Microsoft etc. have done this to destroy their competition. The sad thing is that the young bands are convinced that they too will eventually win the race to the bottom. They denounce labels and publishers without having experienced either.

Has the direction of your commissioned composition been solidified?  I’m pretty curious about where you’ll go with with it- will it be a totally new direction or an elaboration upon one of your past phases?  I’ve always thought that a piece like Wonder of All the World could work quite well as a long-form work.  Are you planning a visual accompaniment? It’s not solid yet, I’m very anxious. It has to be suitable for high school music studies, explain what I think is important about music and yet still be an interesting work. One concept for example is that tempo and pitch are two ends of a spectrum. OK, so that’s easily demonstrated with an oscillator. But how do you make that beautiful? It has to demonstrate that moving image is music – not just ‘visual music’ but all moving image. The conservatorium are taking a huge risk on me and I’m puzzling through the elements and hoping it starts to come together pretty damn soon.
There are a few old things I could rework. I remade Gashing the Old Mae West today as an Ableton project, not too hard as it’s simply an 8 channel loop.

How did your collection of weird cassettes begin?  Is there any one that you keep going back to again and again?  I’m kind of fascinated by the amount of old “exotica” LPs I find at thrift stores- it seems like the average person used to be a lot more open to music from other cultures than they are now. I am sad that no bland suburban families are buying Hawaiian music or mambo albums any more. The cassettes are mostly family heirlooms, brought back from various trips around Asia in the 60’s and 70’s. They’ve been picked up in markets as souvenirs, bootlegged from records with lots of surface noise and added distortion. I’ve added a whole layer of crank, religious and business tapes from hock shops throughout the 80’s. A curious thing is how mysterious old Asian tapes are now identifiable online. I had reused sounds from some indecipherable Hindi tape on a track 25 years ago. Trying to find a better copy I ended up on YouTube watching the film from which my old cassette was dubbed. That’s kind of disturbing – the obscurity is peeled away and the reuse seems referential now that I know the original author!

Do you see 2010 as a particularly bad time to be a musician?  It certainly seems quite hard to make a living or even get noticed in the relentless torrent of releases these days, but it also seems pretty easy to record, distribute your work, and get cheap, sophisticated gear & software. A visit to ‘Mutant Sounds’ shows that back in the 70’s and 80’s there were an enormous amount of bands pumping out cassettes and 7 inchers that no one much cared about. Looks like every second street corner had a teen ‘industrial band’ flogging ten copies. Perhaps there are not more bands now, just more people on stage than in the audience, because everybody can be on stage.
We want what we can’t have: a rare edition or fame or riches. It all comes down to power, and having made distribution more equitable has left the power relationship unchanged. In fact it’s more vicious – the lower end is judged in hits and tweets and downloads.

Did you ever get involved in making videos for other artists?  it seems like it would have been quite natural, since Severed Heads was so far ahead of the curve in regards to video art, but all of your work that I’ve seen is very instantly recognizably “Tom Ellard.” 

It’s endearing to play the piano badly on your own recordings but to then go out and act like a session musician is a bit foolish. I don’t think I should make videos for other bands. I’ve actually done plenty of corporate video but it’s all very nondescript – banks, utilities – and I keep it very secret!

How are you dealing with the culture shock of being immersed in academia?  Do most of your students know that you are a titan of post-industrial music?  if so, are they appropriately awed? My students were born around 1990. When they were six the Internet became mainstream. Their whole lives have been spent in an information sewer, and the entire notion of scarcity is beyond them. They see history as a mockumentary, everything a punchline. When I have been compelled to talk about myself to them (which I avoid like anthrax) they stare at me like I was their dad on drugs.

One of my friends is very insistent that Dance be played at her funeral. Was there anything notable about the conception of that particular piece?  What would you play at your funeral? Dance is based on a TRS-80 home computer which was made before there were rules about RF interference. If you ran a series of instruction loops in BASIC you could broadcast primitive music around the whole neighbourhood and Dance is part of a recording I made with a radio placed near the machine, changing the tuning every now and then to alter the timbre. Computer pirate radio.

I’m flummoxed by the funeral question. It’s not going to matter much to me what they do. They can use a garbage bag and play a polka.

Which of your works is your current favorite?  I am especially fond of Cuisine, myself.  Is there anything you’ve recorded that still kind of astonishes you (like “Where the hell did that come from?) Every musician probably hates everything they have ever done until that drunken moment when you think – “hey that’s not so shit after all.” I like what I do now far more than any of the old albums, but seems like the opposite is true for the audience. That’s a bit unsettling because it means you’ve become a comfortable old chair. I guess I like the two parts of Over Barbara Island the best. Dead Eyes Opened makes money. Barbara I have to give away.

Do you have any closing wisdom that you’d like to impart to the masses? Well, one reason people make music is to make friends. It works when you are starting out and you do meet some really sweet people. But you also seem to meet these incredibly bitter, fucked up people that vent their jealousy and rage at you like you were a thing, not a person. I used to compensate, but since freezing the band I’ve realised they’re the ones with the problem. I guess the lesson is – they’ve already cast you an arrogant prick – so GO FOR IT. You might even get a laugh out of it.

Hoarder Update

Not exactly hoarding. What do you call it when you keep throwing stuff out (which is extremely pleasurable) only to replace it with more crap (equally pleasurable)?

Updated information attached. Because I feel like it.

Witness: Kunst Kamp is moving house. Everything must be thrown out. All the accumulated shit of 20 odd years, out. There are twenty or so VHS decks, an equal number of DVD burners, amplifiers, speaker brackets, a DAT recorder … oh a DAT recorder, hang on you can’t just throw that out wait a moment I’ll take that …

what else, a pile of mixing desks, Ha! who needs to mix on a mixing desk any more, oh look it’s the one I made my first couple of albums on, would be nice if I just

I’ll put in on a chair for a moment. Now anyway, televisions, a stack of them. Rubbish, except for this cute little b/w field monitor. Broken microphones in a box. I have no idea what that is. Open reel recorders with green slime coming out the head housing no I don’t think so. A much bigger mixing desk. Hmmmm, a nice metal briefcase that looks handy, wonder what’s inside.

I never had one of these. Kind of a museum piece. Hell I can always throw it out later and anyway…

NO. Absolutely not. You are not carting that thing home when you can get a bloody Zoom recorder that does the same thing. You never even owned one. I can’t believe that you threw out an entire U-Matic suite and a pile of burners and laptops and you are going to … NO. Put it down. It’s BROKEN. I don’t know for sure but it’s bound to be BROKEN. And how are you going to carry it? NO DAMN YOU.

Back at home and the contents of my office are piled everywhere, equipment leaning against walls etc. Hmmm, that thing there takes up a lot of space. I’ll chuck that out. Don’t need two DAT machines, the DA-20 can go. Actually I don’t have any DAT tapes seeing as I dubbed them all to save space. Hmmm, wonder if I can still buy some …

Ian Andrews is a bastard and ran into my office at threw the ADAT at me. (As Acting Audio Visual Manager it his right to throw any piece of AV equipment at an academic so long as it does not cause death. I was merely maimed.) It’s been years since I’ve had any VHS tape, let alone a SVHS, so I borrowed some dusty old tape from Pauline and shoved it in the hole: ER9

God that takes me back to the good old days of USA brands like Ensoniq and Alesis and cryptic error messages like ERROR 144 REBOOT? There was no ER9 in the manual, but a look online tells me the tape is jammed. Fuck. Back home I took the lid off and inspected the mechanism which seemed OK. Found another old VHS and this one actually rewinds and fast forwards. Looks like I might be onto repairing this hunk of metal. God knows why. And have you looked online for VHS tapes? Square root of fuck all as my old man would say.

Pauline also had a couple of DAT tapes, so I whacked one in the DA40: Loading Error. Oh great. But it played sounds. This thing has been in a cupboard for a decade, so I let it heat for a couple of hours. The numbers appeared about the third try. I think this one will be all right.

So my next step was to get my Fairlight CVI and throw it at his head. (An academic is allowed to throw research equipment at AV support staff so long as Form 2380 is completed in the current financial year.) He said it keeps catching fire because of square capacitors or some gobbledegook. Apparently I have to replace them all with ‘greencaps’. This sounds like some kind of theosophical thing.

ITS A DISEASE.

Too many synthesisers

Last week I got older and to compensate I bought a red Ferrari a bunch of Arturia virtual synthesisers on the cheap. I think I now own about eleventy billion VSTs – bought, sent by nice companies, picked up for free – and truth be told I can’t remember all of them. There being so many important things I should do this weekend I avoided any of it and instead held a sonic rummage.

I’m past worrying about whether VSTs sound ‘real’. Perhaps not something cobbled together in Synthmaker, but the official versions of gear I’ve owned are impressive. For example Korg’s virtual MS-20 rewards all the tricks I’ve learned over years of owning three of the ‘real’ thing. I’d be tempted to call the MS-20 one of the best virtual synthesisers, but suspect it’s just familiarity talking. (The iPad iMS-20 seems a bit off to me but that could be headphones).

Likewise the SQ-8L. I’ve still got the hardware and have copied over all my patches. They sound as good, perhaps better, in the virtual instrument. Again, I’m an unreliable advocate as the ESQ-M was my wife for a couple of years.

In middle age you’re supposed to get all the things you ever pined for when young. Never owned a Jupiter-8, much too expensive. Owned an SH-1, SH-101, MC-202 roughly same era (the TB-303 Shitbox doesn’t count) and later a MKS-80 ‘Super Jupiter’. I’d previously avoided Arturia’s emulation of the J-8 as the demo proved insanely CPU heavy. It still is, but on an i7 you can get away with it. To check it out I make a sound I know well which mixes a sine and white noise through a very thin gate of high and low pass filter for a breathy tinkling sound. Perfect. But there’s plenty of 2OSC VSTi’s that can do that and more. I’m no longer sure why I was an advocate of Roland gear; the J-8 is not very exciting.

1993, a man surrounded by ‘real’ things. Real tape recorder. Real Super Jupiter. Real Casio CZ101 with strap. Real bright red shirt. Only the bug eyed expression is virtual.

Likewise the Yamaha CS-80, the only interesting thing about it is it’s insanely heavy and falls out of tune. As both problems are fixed in the virtual there’s not much to report apart from it having so many little knobs it tickles my failing eyesight. I’ve used a ‘real’ CS-30, it was ‘reedy’ if I can remember well. I should say in passing that people should stop making a fuss that Stevie Wonder once owned a keyboard. He owned every keyboard. He probably burned them to warm his mansion.

Of Arturia’s suite I think the only ones that will interest me are the Oberheim SEM, which has quite a unique sound and the Prophet VS which is a curiosity – it was Sequential’s last synthesiser before being absorbed by Yamaha, and ended up spawning the SY-22 and the KORG Wavestation. Never owned a Wavestation and never thought about it until I picked up the Legacy Collection – but again and again it’s been useful in creating odd overtones and inharmonics that flesh out sounds from another machine. Pity it’s an arse to program. Instead of the SY-22 I had the SY-77 and I can still feel how heavy that bastard was.

The one manufacturer that has brought me most good times in the new millennium is Native Instruments. They started with the wood grain but pretty soon moved into interfaces that work on a computer.

Simulated red LEDs on a computer screen – triumph of style over substance. To their credit NI very quickly dropped that shit for …

… muted white with larger, easier to see controls. Even if Yamaha chased them off, it inspired them to think about what people are doing.

Interface is part of the sound. If you can’t see what you’re doing then your sound design will be cautious and shallow. I love the FM-8, I had a ‘real’ DX-7 in 1985 that I agonised over, trying to get the kind of seamless waft that Eno could somehow achieve. The FM-8 is dead easy when compared and comes up all Eno in a trice. NI’s Absynth is supposed to look quirky I guess – truth in advertising. I can figure it out – hell I even taught it back at Uni of Western Sydney but imagine how much better it would be if they dropped all the aqua ducting. I also suspect that 90% of the Absynth sound is that resonant pipe effect. Turn it off and you’ll see what I mean.

Wobble bass – someone’s lack of ideas made grimly evident.

But my favourite NI keyboard is Massive. I avoided it for years, because everybody talked about it as dedicated to dubstep = damning it with very faint praise. Massive turns out to be an excellent synthesiser to make your OWN sounds. Starts as a three oscillator virtual analogue PLUS wave tables PLUS modular patching without stupid animated cables PLUS complex controllers. Start with simplicity and make good workhorse sounds, then gradually add the right amount of complexity for the weird and wonderful.

The other workhorse is Synth 1. If I have a sound in mind I can usually dial it up in a few minutes on Synth 1. Nothing unnecessary, nothing unneeded. Apparently it’s based on a Clavia NORD Lead 2, something that came out when I had $50 to my name so I’d have to take their word for it.

If I have neglected Image Line it’s not for the sound of their machines. It’s just that Harmor:

looks like a meat lover’s pizza. It does everything, but it looks like getting there is half the fun. I load it up. I stare at it. I feel the will to make music die off. Most times I use Harmless instead, which sounds absolutely thunderous and needs far less feeding. Both are additive synthesisers that have been tamed behind analogue style controls – which is the holy grail of synthesis really.

There’s not enough time to for me to go on. If you like you can go on with your own loves and hates.

The Joan: Finale. + Groove Machine

The mountain did not come to Mahomet.

I suspect that I have yet again thrown heart and soul into a bucket too small to hold them. That’s my fault; I look at what ought to happen and work towards that. I then meet with what will happen, somewhat less than the lofty goals I set.

There’s only so much you can present to schools in one hour. There is only so much you can explain about visual music, synthesisers, composition… maybe I didn’t really need to use 86 channels of audio in case there was a question about number 37.

But I also suspect that over the last year I was led to think it was going to be a bigger push. Something about plotting being easier than delivery. There was much plotting but when it came to the last moment I seemed to be carrying the explosives.

There’s a bunch of high school students that are now playing with video and music… who knows how many, but they’re there. Something moved a little.

The odd thing about Image Line’s Groove Machine is how much it reminds me of Fruity Loops of about 8 years ago. It’s a drum machine and a few synthesisers wired together – which is pretty much what FL Studio used to emulate. When you run it inside FL Studio it’s like a Russian doll set. Will Groove Machine get an even smaller plug in?

As I grew up on an 808 + 202 + 101, it’s familiar (if a bit rusty) territory. Could be a good way for me to go back to my roots and … nah who am I kidding? I’m utterly spoiled.

Admire fake woodgrain.

 

They’re not actually the same. GM is a tweakable groovebox much like KORG’s Electribe (of which I have the iPad version). ‘Much like’ here meaning Apple VS Samsung ‘much like’. It’s there for repeated phrases and much real time knob twiddling. FL Studio is happy enough with the twiddling but has never been a successful live instrument – believe me I’ve tried. When FLS can’t manage to render in time bbababababbabababad things will happen. GM seems to have well set limits – it won’t do what it can’t do. The version I tried had problems inside another host – in Live it needed latency raised to accommodate what I guess is the added signal chain. An updated version has since been posted which is said to fix that.

It sounds quite good, as in it does what most people would want. My whole time in 808 land was spent trying to get around what most people wanted. I think that’s the advantage here, you would have to return to old methods of thwarting the intentions of the equipment, the way that people managed to turn the 303 into something other than the worst bass accompaniment box of all time. The issue then is whether you can find that hidden versatility. In the case of the MC202, very much so. In the case of the TB303 I never managed to find much inspiration. Fruity Loops suited me because it was that kind of thing taken to a high art. An Akira sized drum machine.

Is this what people want now? It was all you got in the 80s, I can’t see people going to the trouble of fighting the limitations now. The Electribe is hardware, that makes it a different animal straight away. Groove Machine is either a crutch or a challenge depending on how you respond.

Not a gift but certainly some kind of bribe is Moog’s new AniMoog. Like RoboCop I’d buy that for a dollar, but that’s faint praise. The “first professional polyphonic synthesizer designed exclusively for the iPad” is just a rompler with 6 zones from a menu of pre-generated wave forms. A little ball thing spins around between these zones and you get wave sequences a la the KORG Wavestation. (Funny how many KORG ideas keep showing up). It sounds good, is pretty, and has fuck all to do with their expensive hardware. I think the authors of Crystal, Alchemy and a few other iPad synthesisers are pretty annoyed right now, or wishing they had that kind of arrogance.

Mind you, compared to the wretched Fairlight App, it’s a harbour cruise in heaven.

The Joan Part 4: Technology works, technology delivers

Hey look, it works.

Click to biggen.

OK what have we here. On the left is a new DELL, because the poor old Fujitsu music laptop died in agony trying to hold the entire performance in 2Gb of RAM*. So we have an i7 with 4Gb RAM and Ableton Live. Every single instrument used in the gig has a discrete channel, which makes this into an 86 channel mix. There isn’t a beep that doesn’t have a fader of its own. The channels are grouped by piece so I can hide and reveal the needed columns. I can’t use scenes at the top of the grid because they are shared over pieces, so the first action each time is to go down to the bottom of the screen, launch a scene that sets up the BPM, silences any stray tracks, and sends off a trigger to VDMX. Then I can come back up to steer events from there. Once I’m confident about the workflow I can assign a key command to the setup scenes and not have to jump around.

On the right hand side is my workplace Mac running VDMX. There’s a media grid there with copies of each of the full videos so I can work out (a) the offset for the start, (b) which codec I am going to use (c) how the latest beta of VDMX has changed dammit. Once I get the basics sorted out I can divide up the videos into events so I can retime them, which frankly I don’t really want to do, because of the chance of chasing one’s tail.

The two sync over a Max patch where the PC sends out on a virtual MIDI cable to the Mac. It works over my network, for the gig I’ll set up a direct cable. Probably running on two Macs would be easier, but I doubt I could find an i7 Mac laptop for $700 at JB HiFi.

Codecs: the videos are being pulled off an external FW800 drive. I was making them all Apple Intermediate Codec, but I think I’ll be using Avid codecs instead as I can make them on the rendering PC, and I’m totally sick of Apple’s proprietary codec lock in bullshit. (Avid codecs are available as open source). Motion JPEG also looks pretty good.

Definitely the most complex set up so far. There’s a ridiculous number of synthesizers, samplers and effects all patched up; Reaktor, several copies of Absnyth, Max4Live granulators and plenty of Operators – so quite a lot of stuff to show the kiddies!

Feeling a bit like bloody Tangerine Dream. Stewart will like that.

* The Fujitsu has been a trouper and has been on the road for five years now, always starts up, always glitches without a glitch. Built with love, if you have been to a show in the last few years you’ve seen it working. It’s going to be my study machine now, bought it a copy of Office ($25 for academics) and Opus Creator. Happy retirement!

Samples I don’t need anymore

MOOG BASS 1

That was the thing in 1990 something. Borrow that Moog you could never afford and sample the crap out of it. End up with a floppy full of burps and bleeps with digital aliasing hissing through the fade. Of course you could spend a day making a single waveform loop to get rid of the tail, moving the HEX values 0n the LED display. Which defeated the purpose, seeing as the filter on your sampler was in no way equal to the Moog you couldn’t afford. I don’t even like Moogs.

FAIRLIGHT

Nothing says QUALITY quite like an 8 bit sample of an 8 bit sampler. 40 percent sizzle, 60 percent reverb. I think I found a use for the Fairlight orchestra hit once – in making the joke track Your Kidneys. (Which people still watch on You Tube thinking it’s a documentary).

AKAI CHOIR

Oh boy I can have 1000 identical women go AAAH in the background of my dance tracks. This is cyber.

GRNDPIANO

Actually the piano on the Mirage and the EPS16 was pretty cool. I still have my ESQ-M hardware if I wanted that, or the VSTi is pretty close. But this sample is the time where I tried to get a decent piano sound to fit in the 2MB of RAM of the EPS16 and ended up with honky tonk R2 D2.

EPIANO

I seriously don’t get the fascination with electric pianos. Seems like every software house has to have at least one electric piano VSTi. It just makes me think of SuperTramp and that’s a dark, dark place to be.

909KIT

I didn’t much like the 909 drum machine when it came out. The 808 was defiantly electronique, but the 909 just failed at being a real kit. Those squelchy toms y’know? Anyway, you could be ambivalent by dissing the machine and then secretly sampling it, and I did.

727KIT

Man, that New York Latino Disco boom was short lived. Glad I didn’t end up buying one of those. Have I ever used this sample bank? What is a clave anyway?

SOMETHING.K25

I am glad I have a folder full of Kurzweil samples. Now all I need is a K2500 synthesiser from 1996 and I’m set!

VIOLIN

The violin is an exceptionally expressive instrument which takes years of practice to master. This, on the other hand, is shit. Press key, make violin. Press again, make same violin. Samplers were just the worst idea ever when you think about it.

2VIOLINS

That chorusing effect of two samples at once is simply marvellous! My God, what a living breathing effect that is!

BURPS 

I’m keeping this one. It’s ahead of its time.

FUNKYDRUM

Ah yes here it is, the complete bottom of the 1990′s music catastrophe. No matter what you were doing -  from country to opera, there had to be that fucking horrible Amen Beat shoved through the whole thing. Remember ‘remixed rock’? Every tired old rock cliché with Funky Drummer run underneath it. God what a piss weak decade.

ARP2600

Funny thing that I went to all the trouble of finding and sampling the ARP, when to listen to it now it could have been any generic analogue synthesiser at all for the excitement it brings. With old synthesisers you’re better off taking a photograph to capture the dust and wood grain. The Wikepedia page is just a list of people who used one. Depeche Mode has four. Thrill me.

BELL

Lucky for me I owned a real DX-7 synthesiser or I’d probably have a entire folder full of samples called bell, gong, boing, clang, ping and all the other noises that FM dished out. I think this is a real bell, it’s hard to tell when it’s 8 bit.

SAX

Why in the name of all that is holy did I collect a sample of a saxophone? What was I going to do with it? Something for a soft core sex scene set in 1974? For God’s sake, a sampled saxophone. The thing is wretched anyway, even without the ineffectual 2 second alternating loop. I have never used this on anything.

I should just delete this whole damn folder. Nuke it from orbit.

The Joan Part 3: Apple Akbar (Update)

Before we get going, here’s a party trick. Find an article about the societal function of grooming amongst primates. Where ever you see the work monkey, replace it with band. For grooming use remix. The article now about the societal remixing between bands still makes perfect sense. Especially the bit about pulling off the skin for extra salt. I remix, and am remixed and the hidden bonding purpose of the process is getting elephantine. Surely a cup of tea would be an easier way?

OK, so where were we? I was going down to inspect a theatre with 3D Steve on Monday, discovered that Monday is public holiday & realised how when you’re running three jobs you don’t know arse from cake hole. Steve was similarly confused as to how many weeks can fit into a second. Academics, huh. They don’t really work.

I found a moment and loaded up the video for Walrus Guitars into VDMX and tried to play it at 720p. While fully aware that Apple computers are the one God and Steve Jobs is the Prophet PBOH, playback still sucked. Oh it’s pretty good but pretty good isn’t what I need. Normally you can allow the frame rate to wobble in VJ sets – dropped frames are just another effect. But what I need is rock solid video which keeps an external sequencer clocked.

(There was also a complete upgrade of VDMX a month ago and I didn’t notice. Arse. Cake hole. They changed the entire interface, as learning curve is the best part of new media am I right? I am always right.)

OK so how about running the video on QuickTime and sending out MIDI Time Code? Doesn’t seem to be an app for that. There’s a QuickTime player that follows MTC, but as it’s Java based the authors have dumped the Mac for dumping Java. PC version is still available and I’ll follow that up.

Here’s a thought: load the video up in Ableton Live. Set that copy of Live to be a MTC master. Now another machine can run the sequencer and receive MTC. OK cool, so I loaded Walrus Guitars into Live. Played it, that’s looking good. Dragged the video over to the external monitor and all hell broke loose. Black lines strobed through the video eventually leading to both screens having seizures and, as Macintoshes never crash, catatonic at the beach if you know what I mean.

I ‘gift economied’ this image. Because it is art.

Maybe I don’t use the Mac. At least I need to find some other software that plays video on the external screen without done pooh itself. Looks like Soundtrack Pro will take a MTC input.

Maybe I play the video off the DELL laptop instead, 8 cores it should be able to do it.

(Just for shits and giggles I installed OSX 10.6.7 on the DELL, got it it to boot, realised that it was a completely useless achievement and took it off again. I don’t know… Hey – now look – the best selling app on the iPad is something that reproduces your Windows desktop on the iPad screen. If that doesn’t tell you that the rhetoric is indivisible by the reality I dunno what. In the ‘post PC’ era what do people most want? – to use their PC. Case closed.)

OK so, when the temperature next goes above freezing, to do:

  • See if Soundtrack Pro can play a video and send MTC at once. Answer – no, but it will ‘chase’ MTC. What about Logic?
  • Try out the DELL as a MTC slave. But I don’t want to be transporting the DELL. The DELL is too nice.
  • Chip icicles off my bed cover while fighting a sense of impending doom.

UPDATE

Daniel says try Reaper. Will do!

Looks like playback is choppy no matter what I use – except QuickTime player itself. I have a suspicion. Maybe the drive is fragmented? NO! Macintosh Drives are NEVER fragmented. You don’t have to defrag an OSX disc because oh shut up and lets have a look.

Fuck. My test file is in 231 fragments. In fact the whole hard drive looks like Swiss cheese. Bought a copy of iDefrag (which makes OSX cost another 30 bucks people, but hey you do get GarageBand) and I’ll start doing the hard drive version of Aliens 2.

Meanwhile, yeah, I’ll probably need a Firewire 800 external. Or maybe USB3 or whatever stuff the computer people have come up with in the last few weeks. Sigh.