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Junior Science League: Kai Krause

June 11th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Students of the known world! It is is we, again! Did you miss us? Surely we did miss you and your enquiries! The Faculty of Recall is alive and prospering, although in changed circumstances.
Surely you would know we have a new way of government, with the ascent of His Royal Highness The Blessed Santa XIII, [...]

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Sex Fetish of the Ancients

September 9th, 2009 · No Comments

Students! It is we! Long silenced due to lack of funds, The Faculty of Recall has just received a grant to plot the exciting history of rafts. “Lives are built on rafts” as the saying goes – but a little of that stipend we shall devote to our patient Junior Science friends.
Thank you for the [...]

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Junior Science League: Profound Discovery Discovered!

March 8th, 2009 · Comments Off

Seedlings of science, behold! The UNP Faculty of Recall has great tidings!
We have already provided a number of updates of great interest to the modern student. Here and here and here and here and here also. Their didactic power is now overwhelmed by fortunate events.
While we do not hold the theoretical abilities of our Southern [...]

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Good King Mac

January 11th, 2009 · Comments Off

Fie! Put away your cudgels and sticks rapscallion youth! Scientists do not box ears, bucket doors and antic bunks! This will not do, it is the mirror of antipodean foolhard. You will cease to bicker and attend to your betters.
Professors may dispute, this does not call upon their charges to carry the dispute to violence. [...]

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On the Days of the Week

December 29th, 2008 · Comments Off

A welcome missive has been received from Arthur Pound, current Leader of the Junior Scientists League. He writes – ‘Sirs, we all have been taken aback by the wealth of knowledge you have imparted in regard to our earliest ancestors. Could you settle a vexing question that has spread among our membership in regard to [...]

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‘Not Savages!’

December 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Angry communication from Professor Ankle Assets, chair of Ancient History at UNP, who has taken exception to the word ’savages’ in our last article. While we hold our opinion of pre Oops civilisation as decadent, we provide highlights of Dr. Assets’ notes so as to provide a balanced discussion for our younger readers. All future [...]

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Music Containers preceding the ‘Oops’ event

December 10th, 2008 · Comments Off

We are most gratified by the interest in our previous summary of ‘the Gap’ event. The Junior Scientists League has petitioned for more information about ‘the Oops’ event, and particularly about the prehistoric musical containers at the time. We’re happy to pass on what little we do know.
First, the Oops. This is the popular name [...]

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The gap

December 8th, 2008 · Comments Off

Example 1. Pre gap. A woman is seen performing magic in the robes of the time.

The gap. The woman is not shown, perhaps as the artist has not learned how to make the woman symbol.

Gap closes. The woman is there but is poorly drawn.

Example 2. Before the gap, there is a complex symbol. Note the [...]

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