Ellard

Quite a few people took me to task for that last post. Basically ’stop being such a big woman’s blouse’. (This puzzled THE WIFE no end. “But you’re not even a woman”. Although she had to admit I was perhaps big.) No – friends and post punk survivors – I spoke on behalf of us [...]

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When I was a kid I imagined what it would be like to be invisible. You could sneak in anywhere and cause havoc undetected. Steal things and spy on people. Being invisible seemed cool. But now I realise that invisibility can be sterile and disheartening. I have been increasingly invisible now for 24 years, since [...]

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the launch is done and the gag is off the mouth.
HAPPY 3oTH BIRTHDAY SEVERED HEADS
World’s longest running shaggy dog joke.

Modular and the Festival of Sydney present:
SEVERED HEADS & THE REELS
STEVE ‘MAL’ MALLINDER & MARK MURPHY
BECKS FESTIVAL BAR JANUARY 14TH
More information and some picture they found in a cupboard that had been sitting there for nearly [...]

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3 philosophers are in a row boat. At the front of the boat, the first philosopher is playing a tuba, badly. A horrid spluttering Parp! Parp! To the rear the other philosophers are manning the oars. They face backwards, so they enjoy a view of where they have been. As the boat is going nowhere [...]

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