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Entries from October 2009

Social Sciences Drankin’ Game

October 16th, 2009 · Comments Off

Oh no! Boring social sciences conference coming up!

You need a flask of hooch. Let’s play!
JUST WARMING UP

There are more speakers on stage than people in the audience. SIP.
Speaker from university executive makes big show of acknowledging indigenous land ownership – but doesn’t suggest giving any land back. SWIG.
Guest can’t be here -
- has an exhibition [...]

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What’s so great about cinema anyway?

October 4th, 2009 · No Comments

Seriously.
Films are the same every time you play them. Nothing improves on the second viewing -  just the same scenes, same people, same stupid race through plot points. And 99 percent of the time it’s the same plot anyway. Meet some lunkhead. Oh no, don’t do that, you will get in trouble! Lunkhead does it [...]

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