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Entries from September 2009

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September 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Somebody tried to mail something to me that completely rooted the sevcom server in Texas.
If you sent me a mail in the last day or so, you’ll need to send it again because I had to Baygon the mail.
Unless you are the person that sent the thing that rooted the server. Please do not send [...]

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Olde Tom’s Booke of Dreames Interpreted According To Venerable Knowledge And Wisdome

September 19th, 2009 · Comments Off

Withe extra e’s on thee ende of everythinge.
Dear Tom, the other night I had a musical dream – I heard a beautiful sound like a thousand singing voices, golden and rhythmic, it had an amazing subtle melody and pulsed with joy and I was so very sad to to wake and feel the melody slip [...]

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Sex Fetish of the Ancients

September 9th, 2009 · No Comments

Students! It is we! Long silenced due to lack of funds, The Faculty of Recall has just received a grant to plot the exciting history of rafts. “Lives are built on rafts” as the saying goes – but a little of that stipend we shall devote to our patient Junior Science friends.
Thank you for the [...]

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