Ellard

“So, like today I was reading an article about something, y’know like Global Warming or something heavy like that. It was the World section because I was hoping for stuff about Michael Jackson and that doctor. But I was reading this and then I noticed I was completely alone y’know? Like no one else on [...]

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I would love to tell you what is going on. But then I’d have to kill you. And I’d have to travel around to people’s houses to do that and it’s Sunday night so I’d rather stay in. Mind you, I could arrange for people to come here so I could kill them which would [...]

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Today I watched Casshern. Which I deeply regret.
For those of you not immersed in Anime, giant robots, steampunk, endless pseudo-profound monologues or just piffle in general, Casshern is a Japanese movie in which 3D renders are combined with real actors running around in magic armour blowing up giant robots, bitching at mad scientist [...]

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Ladies and Gentlemen of Distinction will be enthralled to learn that a most singular and exquisite device has arrived in the antipodes from the intellects of France. Never before has such a thing been sighted in the colonies – it has astounded the Crowned Heads of Europe for centuries and driven strong men to drink [...]

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