From beyond THE GIANT SPACE VOMIT…
comes an insidious new evil – a threat to eyeballs and stomachs everywhere
THE SPACE VOMIT ATTACK CRAFT
A symphony of fake metal gradations, jelly highlights and PURPLE
Everything it touches turns into purple mush
including people
and small animals
Actually that last one wasn’t purple but it is sure is damn ugly.
Here you go Apple, I took a minute to whip up some jelly bean purple and I did a kewl metallic effect and lens flare for you too.
THE COLOUR – IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
This is a snow leopard. It is grey with some dots. When next you plop out your flaky desktop take a tip from Fido here and GROW SOME TASTEBUDS