Ellard

I have accrued a whole bunch of half written posts. But knowing everything is meaningless sometimes makes it hard to finish something. I mean, half of meaningless is just as good as a whole.

Perhaps I should just point. Look…

This link is not safe for work and has very rude bits. It is the last 50 images uploaded to Live Journal. Clicking on this is an endless source of horror and wonderment. What film can compete with this parade of pornography, weird people and strange places? Mondo Cane maybe. But every time you click this there’s more. And more. MORE.

It’s soothingly dehumanising. At the end of a hard day you sit back with a Martini, click the button and let these artefacts ease you away from all your daily cares. If we are all going to be a cloud on the Internet surely you’d like to meet some of the other little raindrops?

Really I am wasting time while I am supposed to be getting the Virgin Mary to appear on my roof.

This photograph is one of many taken of the Zeitoun Apparitions. Not only did a billowing glowing BVM climb around on the roof but blobby doves flew off in various directions. This last fact sold me on the whole thing.

I don’t care whether the local church faked it for extra bingo chips – a glowing floating BVM with doves splurting out everywhere is cool.

I am going to have this ready for the BIG DECEMBER SUPRISE!