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Entries from March 2009

Soggy The Sailor

March 24th, 2009 · Comments Off

My neighbour finishes work at midnight. You might suspect that he (it must be a he, this is a he thing) works at a pub. But then he would surely have to stay back a while to polish the drunks and arrange the pool balls in triangles. No, it has to be something where he [...]

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The Nine Billion Names of Blog

March 19th, 2009 · Comments Off

This blog is back on target. SMJ took that superglue and pumped it (laughing in a manly way) into that open source, sealing the jimjams that were doodling the ohplats or something. The useless categories are back in place, my tedious attempts at amusing tags are clouding in the etherblogcloudingscape and I can get back [...]

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It was bug

March 12th, 2009 · 8 Comments

WordPress has shat itself and destroyed my categories, tags and blog roll. Having waded through the 12 million support threads at wordpress.org it seems to be a known act of database auto da fe. Fixing requires messing with PHP. It’s getting near midnight, I am tired such that I can see dark things moving around [...]

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Junior Science League: Profound Discovery Discovered!

March 8th, 2009 · Comments Off

Seedlings of science, behold! The UNP Faculty of Recall has great tidings!
We have already provided a number of updates of great interest to the modern student. Here and here and here and here and here also. Their didactic power is now overwhelmed by fortunate events.
While we do not hold the theoretical abilities of our Southern [...]

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Villesville

March 1st, 2009 · Comments Off

Morning
Greetings earth people. This post comes from Townsville in tropical Queensland, where a computer game forum is about to take place. I’m here due to my small book called Make Your Own Games that reached out of the remainder bin and into the heart of a local curator. It’s an example where hack journalism has [...]

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