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Garbage, second bag.

November 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized, Wednesday Night is Garbage Night

Another hour of garbage. Because I can. Scatman v.s. Nigel Simpkins, Magilla Gorilla, ‘today I’m walking my turtle’, The Great Snatch, psychic predictions for 1961. Plus other shit.


As a small child I would like to voice my support for the forthcoming censorship of Australian internet access. Heavens knows I’m just wallowing every day in Furry Anal sites and having the government restrict my access is more sensible than my parents having to take any responsibility. The idea of committees that decide what I may see is reassuring, because all public servants are just, dedicated and careful.

In my experience governments have never ever expanded censorship to include other information that doesn’t suit their agenda. Never happens, especially when the Prime Minister is some kind of raging churchfucker. Oh I’m sorry, that comment is unsuitable for Australian citizens or small children.

I can also honestly say that reducing the speed of access by about a third can only improve our already world class Internet reputation. Well done New Labor!

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