Hello readers of blog. I know you exist because the machinery tells me that people arrive here, perhaps looking for a limousine. Perhaps because feminism informs their research. Perhaps for a cheeky old door shutter. They arrive and curse their bad luck and move on. We are myriad Ellard, and I am the worst of [...]
Entries from November 2008
Zombies
November 25th, 2008 · Comments Off
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Do…?
November 20th, 2008 · Comments Off
Do journalists abuse questions? Do they make every article title some form of rhetorical question? Do they do this to create a ’straw man’ to write about? Is this in fact a tactic to create news where there is no actual information? Do they then load the article with more questions thereby creating the illusion [...]
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Fish Pie
November 14th, 2008 · Comments Off
Antithesis3D regret that we will no longer be offering our real time 3D software on which you have just spent a tidy sum. This page provides answers to Frequently Asked Questions about these changes.
Q: You Bastards!
A: All the team at Antithesis were in fact born to married parents except Jimbo the CEO.
Q: You mean yet [...]
Music Class 3: I am sitting in a head
November 8th, 2008 · Comments Off
Vocals are, as you have become used to me saying, made up of multiple sounds. Look at a head.
Here are a set of cavities. The throat, the mouth, the nasal cavity etc. Each has a size which resonates at a certain pitch and they are joined up in sequence. If you are Barry White your [...]
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Quick, before the rolling pin…
November 6th, 2008 · Comments Off
Damnation, the wife came back from holidays a week early. Have to squeeze out this third and final bit of ‘radio’ before I get told to forever turn that noise down. Besides I was going to post the next music class but it was written so long ago that it was full of pictures of [...]
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Garbage, second bag.
November 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Another hour of garbage. Because I can. Scatman v.s. Nigel Simpkins, Magilla Gorilla, ‘today I’m walking my turtle’, The Great Snatch, psychic predictions for 1961. Plus other shit.
As a small child I would like to voice my support for the forthcoming censorship of Australian internet access. Heavens knows I’m just wallowing every day in Furry [...]
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