If I ever mention politics again here just shoot me please. I was intrigued by a weird shit comic drawn by the Spiderman guy. I like the story line of Bioshock and I wanted to post a picture of a guy dressed up as a king. What I didn’t want was a bunch of mail about why the United States is the only true path to freedom and lets lynch some uppity darkies and commies yee haw. OK? Fuck You. Go get obese in a mall somewhere.
This is the kind of letter I want from now on:
“Dear Tom Ellard, here is $1000 in cash because I think you deserve it more than me, yours sincerely”. You can adjust that figure upwards although I will make do with smaller amounts because I am nice guy.
In other news Google has released a comic about their new open source replacement for Notepad! OMG the nerds are saying this Chromepad is 5000x faster than the Microsoft one and it has no menu bar which is super awesome etc. Seriously, hunting and pecking for letters is extreme and storing your shopping list in the cloud is the future of web. I had to install it to see what the fuss was about and sure enough it was great having advertisements plastered all over my notes, especially the animated Flash ones. But too much of a good thing! I uninstalled and it ASKED HILARIOUSLY NEVER HEARD THIS JOKE BEFORE ‘Is it something we said!’ LOL.
Now all I have to do is work out why there is something called Google Installer.exe in my system which I don’t have permission to delete. Is this part of the cloud? I am so excited to be part of the future of web, where the cloud puts things on my hard drive and won’t let me delete them. Google does no evil so this must be good not have control of my own system? Is it something I said?
(Note for patriots from the United States this is called irony, which is I don’t mean it for real.)
Working on my live set for Saturday. Last Saturday I was under the impression that I should do a sensible set but the audience seemed to like the stupid stuff the best. They thought that Ken Burns Effect was too serious. So I have animated a talking dog. Click for a small bit.
Animated talking dogs are hilarious in any culture! You can see why I am an anointed teacher of Digital Media because I can do this.
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