Ellard

Dear one man and his dog. I apologise for this delay in sequential rubbish.
Rubbish has had to wait while useful things are done.

• Term starts soon, and I am coordinating a wide swarth of video and sound subjects at KUNST KAMP. This means appearing to be sensible, running spreadsheets, typing up memos and carrying impressive amounts of paper up and down the corridor. Especially the last bit.
• I am supposed to know about everything from Elastic Audio in Pro Tools to Expressions in After Effects to camera matching in Maya and today I answered a tricky question about macro lenses in Sony Z1P cameras without dribbling. Brain hurts.
• Got a gig coming up which I have decided is going to be CARRY ON ELECTRO ACOUSTIC MUSICIAN. It has so far involved cutting together every scene with Kenneth Williams in it to get the noises. Next step will have to be MaxMSP you know it makes sense.
• Worked out that real time 3D cannot successfully handle a field of 100+ derelict 747s. And it looks shit. Decided to use QuickTime VR in combination with 3D objects (how?). Did an experiment with rendering a cube in Cinema 4D plunked it into QuickTime VR and it looks good. Figured out a way to do quadraphonic sound. Realised that most places that make QuickTime authoring software listed on Apple’s site went bankrupt years ago, but found an Australian company that still handles it yay.
• Yay Pants.
• I carried so much paper up and down the corridor they hired me again for next year.
• Been a while since I showed this: