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Fans of the music group Meat Beat Manifesto have sighed with inter-connected online relief with the recent release of the new album Autoimmune. ‘There was some pretty heavy rumours going around’, said MBM KLUB spokesperson Tim ‘Death’ Whinson. ‘Some blog had said that there was going to be changes, that the sound was going to [...]

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Dear one man and his dog. I apologise for this delay in sequential rubbish.
Rubbish has had to wait while useful things are done.

Term starts soon, and I am coordinating a wide swarth of video and sound subjects at KUNST KAMP. This means appearing to be sensible, running spreadsheets, typing up memos and carrying impressive amounts [...]

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Then:

Teacher: Learn these passages from the Bible by heart.
Student: I shall sir, but may I enquire as to the reasoning?
Teacher: This is the way it is done by all, and ye shall not quibble upon it.

Now:

Teacher: Here is Maya, you’ll be learning that.
Student: OK, but why Maya?
Teacher: It’s the industry standard.

Don’t be hard on poor [...]

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Not that I am saying I have 8 million dollars to spend. 8 million dollars is just a figure from nowhere OK? How am I going to spend it?
Make A Feature Film.
8 million dollars would only buy Mel Gibson’s lower regions. Our Nicole wouldn’t even attempt her robotic grimace for that much. Our Russ wouldn’t [...]

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