Ellard

And did you really come here expecting a measured and considered opinion on the future of digital media and society? Or did you perhaps suspect, as I do, the test of efficacy is long past – thousands upon thousands of massively parallel Internet drones have pounded their keys in a cloud of reasonable, sensible, argued [...]

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Sucking His Firm Bulging Meat!
Black on Top – Shedding Clothes!
Popping Momma!
Huge Ass video!
Busty Ginger Shows All!
She Likes It Hard!
Two Ladies Gobble Big Meat Outdoors!
Big Tit Chicks!
Foxy Lady Laps It Up!
There googlebot. Hope you got what you came looking for. Now take your adverts and piss off.

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The other night my mate Dave treated me to a John Foxx gig. His partner (female) didn’t want to go. So we were out for a night of Underpants!
It wasn’t tiny really, it was that size where the audience calls it intimate and the promoter calls it quits. But they were male, oh god yes [...]

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DVD Studio Pro has forgotten what it was looking for.
This it? Looks kind of like it.
Really really bad error.

Alert: Selecting wide screen mode may make your bum look bigger.
You can find out more about this problem in the manual.
Completely lose it?

DVD Studio Pro can’t think.
Turn that fucking noise down.
You cannot place this file in a [...]

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DVD Studio Pro has unexpectedly quit.
Just go on, it will rest here.
It is resigned to fate.
Cannot find trousers.
DVD Studio Pro cannot perform.
It still finds you attractive but has had a long day.
Enthusiasm has been disconnected.
DVD Studio Pro cannot find a reason.
You may need to install a new belief in System.
Process is 85 percent complete.
Surely that [...]

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People are being annoyed by my flippant nature. I apologise. I will now adopt a very serious look.
Our topic for this sermon is – Forging a New Sophisticated Aesthetic in Time Based Art.
Witness: that in the past the quality of digital media was constrained by the infancy of the process. It was understandable that practitioners [...]

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